I ♥ You CSS
February 24th, 2007 by Pat
Those that use CSS for page layout, know what I mean. As I have learned more and more about CSS and ways to use it to position page elements and provide unique styling options, (beyond the typical font and link styling) I find myself saying, “why didn’t I use this sooner!”
This afternoon I took my wife out for Saturday afternoon beer and pizza and I proceeded to bore her to tears as I babbled about CSS and how great it was.
Apparently, I sounded like a teenage girl jacked up on Red Bull…and her obvious distaste for my love of geekdom was crumbled by….”What CAN’T CSS do?!?”.
Therefore…I was inspired.
Top Ten Things CSS CAN’T Do:
10. It can’t help (insert friend of family member) with their ‘I can’t get online’ or ‘my email isn’t working’ problem of the day.
9. It can’t make pizza, tacos or melt cheese for nachos.
8. It can’t make DaveN like Digg Nation (Or Google!).
7. It won’t turn off my lights when I clap twice.
6. It can’t discuss my health status with my doctor to ensure that I am healthy enough to engage in sexual activity.
5. I can’t apply it directly to my forehead when my head hurts.
4. It can’t help the sorry ass Front Page site your cousin’s friend built for you.
3. It can’t stop pop-ups or mute background sound files.
2. It can’t keep your competitors from deleting your wikipedia entries.
1. It can’t get me another beer because I have fallen and can’t get up!
What do you love about CSS?
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